Dear Mister NBA Powers-That-Be,
Can you please invite Mavericks player Gerald Green to be in the NBA Slam Dunk contest next year in Dallas?
Pretty Please. Pretty please, cherry-on-top?
Top Five reasons you should invite him:
1. He plays in Dallas. You can save on airfare for one of the contestants.
2. He has two extra bedrooms at his place for other contestants who may need a place to sleep free of charge.
3. He can jump out of the stratosphere (please see picture above which was taken after shootaround this morning. I cannot be certain but I don't even think he was warmed up yet?!)
4. He can jump out of the stratosphere.
5. Last but not least...he can jump out of the stratosphere.
Hope to read from you soon.