The Dallas Mavericks welcomed a new member to the team today. Scouted and plucked from a local church league Tamm Llorrac has lead his league in scoring and head bands used per season for the last 5 years.

"It's all happening so fast and we hate to see him go, but it is what's best for his career," said church alderman and head coach Rory Price. "I am just glad that Mavericks owner Mark Cuban happened to be taking advantage of the Annual Pancake Breakfast this morning in the church gym at the same time the team was practicing." added Price.

"I could tell in his pre-practice jumping jacks routine that Tamm was different than the other players and had what it took to play in the NBA. I have always said I don’t care if you developed your game on Mars... if you can play the game at the highest level the Mavericks will give you a look!" stated Cuban still wearing the pancake syrup stained shirt from his morning visit to the church fundraiser.

“When I woke up today I could have never imagined that I would be playing basketball in the Dallas Mavericks training camp. If I wasn’t in camp right now I would be at the church gym practicing my underhand free throws and doing my deep knee bends.”

Mavericks training camp runs through late September with final cuts announced just before the regular season. Pull up your knee-high socks and cross your fingers for the Mavericks newest player makes the squad.

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Comment by Kellie on October 5, 2009 at 3:28am
I knew it was Matt Carroll, but I TOTALLY just now got that the name was his backwards...oh wow. lol.
Comment by JJ Adonis on October 2, 2009 at 12:38pm
nice anagram. :)
Comment by Kath on October 1, 2009 at 7:31pm great is that....I love the "He can't miss" part....can he do it for the season????? svam og!!!
Comment by viking on October 1, 2009 at 5:50pm
+40% on 3pt will do it ;-) Not like last year,please...
Comment by James Davis on October 1, 2009 at 5:35am
Yup it's Matt Carrol. I should have paid more attention... You got me lol
Comment by Jonathan on October 1, 2009 at 1:00am
This is pretty funny.
Comment by Sabbatical on September 30, 2009 at 10:34pm
Danny is so clever, but Tamm Llorrac is a misspelled anagram....
The goggles are hot though ~sarcasm~
Comment by Alex McVeigh on September 30, 2009 at 9:30pm
I was so excited about this, and now I just feel like an idiot.
Comment by Windmill360 on September 30, 2009 at 7:58pm
how tall is this guy
Comment by James Davis on September 30, 2009 at 6:52pm
Welcome to the squad!

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